Wake the !@#$ Up Original Coffee

Need to be alert? Got some studying to do? Working late? Can't afford to fall asleep at the wheel? Here's your remedy.

This coffee makes a seriously strong f*cking cup of Joe. It'll put a stride in your step and some lead in your pencil. Not to mention, that you'll probably reorganize the garage and finally get to the lawn. Wake The F**k Up and live! Your new motto can be sleep is for the dead. You won't perspire, you'll percolate. This is clearly a better option to the caffeine IV drip.