Wake the !@#$ Up Original Coffee

Wake the !@#$ Up Original Coffee

Regular price $15.00
Unit price  per 
Shipping calculated at checkout.

Need to be alert? Got some studying to do? Working late? Can't afford to fall asleep at the wheel? Here's your remedy.

This coffee makes a seriously strong f*cking cup of Joe. It'll put a stride in your step and some lead in your pencil. Not to mention, that you'll probably reorganize the garage and finally get to the lawn. Wake The F**k Up and live! Your new motto can be sleep is for the dead. You won't perspire, you'll percolate. This is clearly a better option to the caffeine IV drip.